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  • Guy on train:I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me:*turns up music*
  • Guy:I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me:*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy:Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy:Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door:Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy:Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady:*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me:Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop:I can make that happen.
  • Guy:Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop:And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train:*applauds*
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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

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jakethenicholas:

Person: “What type of music do you listen to?”

Me: 

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notchicken:

I’m sorry I called you ‘dude’ I didn’t know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife 

who identifies as female 

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  • AnonymousYou have a sexy ass bro. I love it. 😍😍😍😙😙😙😙😙
  • Thanks :3

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