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melthetumbler:

suspiciouslyhomoerotic:

melthetumbler:

Interesting character idea: make a stereotypical badass ninja-type character have a un-apologetically thick Southern accent

ya’ll can’t hit what ya’ll can’t see

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fucking clay bailey, of course

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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

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dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

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What a serious of unnecessary events

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I think for my avatar tattoo I’m gonna get someone to translate “my cabbages!” In Chinese. I think that would be hilariously awesome.

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LESSONS I LEARNED FROM VIDEO GAMES (feel free to add your own!)

  • Mass Effect:There will always be people telling you the fight is impossible. Fight anyway.
  • Assassin's Creed:Heroes can come from anywhere.
  • Fez:Sometimes solving a puzzle only takes looking at it from a different angle.
  • inFAMOUS:Give people second chances. They might surprise you.
  • Journey:The road may be long, but you don't have to walk it alone.
  • Civilization:Not all victories are the same.
  • Borderlands:Sometimes, you just need to laugh at yourself.
  • Minecraft:There is no limit to your imagination.
  • Skyrim:Practice makes perfect.
  • Pokemon:Friendship can overcome amazing odds.
  • Katamari Damacy:Even the smallest person can do something great.
  • Bioshock:Appearances can be deceiving. Even something that appears perfect can have deep flaws.
  • Dragon Age:Some things can't be changed. What matters is how you adapt to them.
  • Fallout:Even after the worst disasters, things can be rebuilt.
  • The Sims:No one man should have all that power.
  • The Last Of Us:Sometimes redemption comes from the most unexpected places.
  • Tetris:Do the best you can with what you have.
  • Portal:If you can't find a way, make your own.
  • flOw:Adaptation is the key to survival.
  • Devil May Cry:Family can be found in the darkest of places.
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arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

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orionfalls:

i still think its 2012

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putasokkainyourmouth:

Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

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I wrote a little more

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wowza-wowzers:

monkeyrubster:

moonemojii:

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
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This moon looks like Miranda Cosgrove

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